I’m Liz, also known as Lizzurd, Lizzy, Lizzy B, Lizbeth, Lizzybeth, Liz Lemon, Lizard Breath (always a classic), or the occasional angry Elizabeth.
I’m from Hope, Rhode Island and I go to school in New York.
I have an obsession with anything nautical, especially anchors, and somehow the majority of my wardrobe is comprised of navy and white stripes.
I row boats.
I’m definitely dorky, always awkward, wicked weird, sporadically silly, but usually a bona fide bitch with an appreciation for alliteration.
I’m not really a bitch. I’m actually really nice.
My two defining characteristics seem to be that I’m tall and I wear glasses. As in, “she’s that tall girl with the glasses.”
I like a ridiculous amount of things, including: Harry Potter, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, The Office, AVPM, obscure hipster music, trashy pop music, Arrested Development, nautical nonsense, Tom Felton, Rhode Island-related things, dogs, Tina Fey & Amy Poehler, procrastination, Aubrey Plaza, the summer, Glee, poetry, anchors, military reunions, Kiel James Patrick, sleeping, Blake Lively, Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling, grammar, ANTM, late-night texting, eating, SNL, Doctor Who, Alex & Ani, Boy Meets World, lying in bed all day, kittens, Newport, classic Disney, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and pretzels with Pepsi.
